A fallen prior, cutthroat friar Erects a fat fairy church The Unicorn Temple boasts a tree of flags And a custodian named Lurch A rat squealing bird Flying to and from his perch
A hobgoblin ghoul Outrivalling the wicked witch The bad dad from Carlsbad Carries a greased crucifix This pit bull troll takes his nightly stroll On the prowl for gigolo swish
At a chapel party In jet black drag He works the room to a pitch With acrylic nails and piggish tales He burns to scratch his itch Collecting boys from the Indian school To break, suture, and stitch
