She'll badmouth you all over town and stab you in the back Turning quaint deceptions into undisputed facts Her sugar-coated lies will cut you down to size When you decide to socialize beware those prying eyes
This mastermind of flattery has a parasitic charm Her quick assault and battery feel like a healing balm She improvised a curse to dehumanize your soul A spell you can't reverse by rehearsing some new role
Defaming your good name with naivete and candor She claims she's not to blame for this mean and vile slander Trying to convince you with a deferential smile That a loose-lipped mongrel vagabond was spewing all this bile
First she takes the pledge to lick your dirty boots And when you plead and beg she peels you like a fruit With insincere sincerity, she learns the words by heart And you believe she really cares till she tears your world apart
