I never meant it When I told you I loved you You were above me The night that we met You had the money And I had the body Baby don't worry There's no need to fret
My looks were an asset I can't complain I was a knockout And you were just plain When I was screaming I was screaming in vain My light went out As soon as you came
Now that I'm old I just need a nudge When I'm naked and lonely And nibbling fudge Some things protrude And others won't budge
I can hardly remember It was so long ago It seemed like December I think there was snow Your hands were tender But my heart was cold
