Session Start: Monday Nov 98 22:30:00 1998

*** Topic is 'Chat with Sandra Bernhard, Monday, November 23rd 1998 at 22:30 p.m. EST'

We will be starting in about 3 minutes.

Sandra Bernhard says: let's go.

AphexualVernard says: Ehm, Sandra. You're quite the funny lady, I remember when you were here in Vancouver filming HIGHLANDER here in 1996, did u have a good time here with your leading man Adrian Paul?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes I did have a great time and making the movie.

Raven says: Hi Sandra! Nice of you to visit us! How do you feel the show is going for you? Having fun?

Sandra Bernhard says: having a blast and the show is going fanastic.

Tura says: When you were on the Gong Show, what 'performance' did you give?

Sandra Bernhard says: I was never on the Gong Show!

Pam says: Sandra, in two words, describe David Bowie.

Sandra Bernhard says: Maniacal genius.

RaMOANa says: Hi Sandra! Greetings! What is your book, the one coming out in December, going to be about?

Sandra Bernhard says: everything including the kitchen sink - sex, love, happeness AphexualVernard says: are u going out later on the town, Sandra??

Sandra Bernhard says: not tonight later in the week - but I'm not telling you when.

Tura says: A friend of mine wanted to know as you'd done several New Years performances in SF, why you decided not to do anymore?

Sandra Bernhard says: I've been so many other places and my schedule is just so busy.

Ramsey says: Sandra, what's your net nickname?

Sandra Bernhard says: sex kitten!!

AphexualVernard says: when u turn you head to your left what do u see Sandra??/p>

Sandra Bernhard says: my ass.

pozie says: Sandra, do you have time to surf the BowieNet? How do you like it?

Sandra Bernhard says: this my first time.

squeaki says: Sandra i was wondering, what is your favorite restaurant in NYC?

Sandra Bernhard says: Campagma and tea and sympathy.

shoebox says: Whos your favorite new musical artist?

Sandra Bernhard says: Maxwell.

rik says: what book most influenced your worldview?

Sandra Bernhard says: Valley of the Dolls.

RaMOANa says: Will you take your stand up show to other cities?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes - no dates yet.

rik says: any movies coming? tv?

Sandra Bernhard says: Charlie Rose Show tomorrow.

AphexualVernard says: what were you like as a child growing up???

Sandra Bernhard says: super aware - universal.

Valerius says: How'd you like the review of your show recently published in The New Yorker?

Sandra Bernhard says: it was cool.

rik says: are you and Roseanne still tight? What do you think of her talking to Paula Jones?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes we are.

Sandra Bernhard says: didn't see it.

Suff says: What's your favorite Bowie album and why?

Sandra Bernhard says: Diamond Dogs - I like all of his work.

AphexualVernard says: what's your opinion on the entertainment industry as we reach the end of this century, Sandra???

Sandra Bernhard says: it needs to be re-grouped.

Suff says: Do you shop at Wal-Mart?

Sandra Bernhard says: I would if there was one around target is the best.

Suff says: Do you plan to have a clothing line at Target?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes - nylon panties.

RaMOANa says: crotchless?

Sandra Bernhard says: of course Suff says: Do you have a web site?

Sandra Bernhard says: no - I don't think so - fans sites - though.

squeaki says: Sandra, do you like Canada?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes I do - Montreal.

AphexualVernard says: what's next for you after these shows, Sandra?

Sandra Bernhard says: I don't know - lots up in the air - movies/TV.

Bonster1 says: Are you and Howard Stern buddies or are you just afraid to get on his shit list?

Sandra Bernhard says: we are friends. you do his show and it's great stuff.

Raven says: Where is your favorite vacation spot when you have time to get away?

Sandra Bernhard says: Marocco.

squeaki says: Sandra, what are your hobbies outside of what you're famous for?

Sandra Bernhard says: the gym - yoga - shopping, spending money on friends.

Suff says: If you were suddenly stranded alone on a desert island, what would you do?

Sandra Bernhard says: catch up on all my magazines.

Suff says: What magazines do you read?

Sandra Bernhard says: Vogue, W, Harpers, more.

Sandra Bernhard says: more more more.

AphexualVernard says: how about a movie with you and IGGY POP?? Any thoughts on something like that??? I think it would be hilarious.

Sandra Bernhard says: sure write the script.

Pam says: is it true that you're the long lost daughter of Mick Jagger?

Sandra Bernhard says: yes !! Can't you tell by my lips!!

pander says: have you read charlie finch.

Sandra Bernhard says: no - I haven't.

squeaki says: Sandra, do you like the show 'Friends'?

Sandra Bernhard says: never watched it.

rik says: have you been to france lately

Sandra Bernhard says: no - not lately.

Suff says: Do you eat pizza with a fork or with your fingers?

Sandra Bernhard says: fingers.

Suff says: how about fries?

Sandra Bernhard says: fork.

Sandra Bernhard says: Ok guys - I'm beat and I'll take 5 more quetions - got to get up early.

Bonster1 says: what's your ultimate goal in life??

Sandra Bernhard says: take over the world.

Suff says: What will you do after you take over the world?

Sandra Bernhard says: take off for another planet.

Total Blam Blam says: Can you guess what I'm doing?

Sandra Bernhard says: watching one of my videos and masturbating.

Sandra says: Sandra, are you watching the primetime Letterman special on right NOW?

Sandra Bernhard says: no.

pander says: who's your favorite author?

Sandra Bernhard says: Harold Robbins.

Bonster1 says: are you being a smart ass on purpose or is it just your nature ;)

Sandra Bernhard says: just being semi-intelligent mostly self-critical.

RaMOANa says: Who's your favorite comedian?

Sandra Bernhard says: Ziggy Stardust ...last question.

Pam says: What are you wearing?

Sandra Bernhard says: A boa and channel no.5. thank you and good night - I will come back when I get more rest.

Session Close: Monday November 23 1998